What You Poor People Dont Understand About Private Driveways In New York City. Unfortunately, my travels and my business usually bring me to New York City a few times a year. I really dont care for it. Bad smells, democracy and Chipotle are all nauseating to me. Thankfully, though, theres been an increase in private driveways to sooth my nerves. I was mildly surprised when I found a write up on the driveway of my most recently purchased apartment in the real estate section of lowly local rag, the New York Times. It made me wonder how long that poor I mean, literally poor reporter had to stand on the street, waiting for a car to pull up just so they could get a glimpse inside. Kendall Huberman doesnt deserve this. Read more Read. Yes, the driveway is a 3,0. Yes, the white column in the middle reminds me of a frozen whirlpool of. Mmm. And theres a cobblestone floor because its quaint. Like the south of fucking France or something. But best of all, its another gate between me and the poors outside. Unfortunately, my travels and my business usually bring me to New York City a few times a year. I really dont care for it. Bad smells, democracy and Chipotle are. Issuu is a digital publishing platform that makes it simple to publish magazines, catalogs, newspapers, books, and more online. Easily share your publications and get. But heres what the NYT writer gets wrong The rest of us can only crane our necks to catch a glimpse of a cloistered world out of reach. Wealthy buyers want privacy in all caps. The private drive came roaring back into fashion when 1. Central Park West opened in 2. Now, porte cocheres, circular driveways and gated courtyards are cropping up in Manhattan developments aimed at buyers looking to avoid flashing paparazzi cameras, or anyone who might gawk. Cloistered Me Fuck no
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